Hell Date

we all love hell date. i wanted to share with you a tidbit from the tail-end of an episode i caught today. the premise was that the female (the actor) really wanted to have a baby, and by the end of the date they are at a restaurant, and she’s trying to get the male (non-actor) to go to the bathroom and give her a donation in a plastic cup. she tries to hand him the cup, which she’s just put on a pitcher full of ice she’s just requested from the waiter. they’re fighting–she tries to hand him the cup, and it goes something like this:

female: come ON. just go to the bathroom and do it. it’ll only take a minute.

male: no.

female: come on.

male: i got another idea

female: what’s that?

male: how about i take you to the bathroom and give you the best dick of your entire life

at which point i fell out completely. keep in mind that the male is not the actor. he just said that shit on tv. what would his momma think? that’s what you call real tv.

try and catch it on rerun, you know it’ll be on for awhile.